The great mustache-ing returns!

Grow it, glue it, draw it, clip it, tape it, make it….

It’s The 7th Annual Mustache MASSACRE!

Just show up at the door with a mustache and you get in FREE!
Don’t feel like joining the fun?
No worries, it’s only $5!
All ages. Bar with ID.
Pub Rock Live (formerly Chasers)
8005 East Roosevelt St. Scottsdale, AZ 85257
Doors @ 7:00 PM

So, clip your grandfather’s old danglies, shave a baby whale, or pluck it straight from your sweet auntie’s moles. ‘Cuz we don’t care where you get the hair, as long as it’s there!

This year’s entertainment provided by:

Pelvic Meatloaf
Labor Party
Pigmy Death-Ray (from Tucson)
Goth Brooks (1st show!)

with DJs //SHE// & aptik spinning between sets!

Photo booth by Mr. Anathema Photography!
Get yo’ bad-ass mo’-fro’ pho-togged to show your grand kids what a freakin’ weirdo you were!
Please feel free to tip the photographers! They work hard and do a great job!
Also, photo prints will be available on the spot for only $5!

Mustache Rules:
*Must be hands-free (attached to your face somehow)
*No finger mustaches! (drawing on finger and placing to face)
*5 o’clock shadow does not count (add some roughage to that stubble!)
*The more outrageous, the better! (get creative, there is a contest!)

Contest will be held at approximately 10:15 PM, after Labor Party’s set. Contest participants must sign in at the judge’s booth. 3 judges will select the top 3 fake and the top 3 real mustaches and asked to stand on the stage. Judges will decide the winners.

Best Real 1st Place – Mustache Messiah ($50 cash + band merch)
Best Fake 1st Place – Bristle Baron ($50 cash + band merch)
(Prizes subject to change)

“Like” our friends over at Canyon State Beard Club and check out their fun events!



Set Times: (subject to change)

7:00 = Doors
7:00-8:00 = DJ aptik (also between sets 1st half)
8:00-8:30 = DeSade
8:45-9:15 = Pigmy Death-Ray
9:30-10:15 = Labor Party
10:15-10:25 = mustache contest (DJ //SHE// start/til close)
10:30-11:15 = Pelvic Meatloaf
11:30-12:15 = Hardwire
12:25-12:50 = Goth Brooks

Band Links:

DJ Links:

Photography Link:


Proudly presented by Screeching Harassment Ent.
Contact: Jonah Foree

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